Evil Pound-For-Pound Top 20

Late at night, Evil Tim he comes to me, he says, "Let me write about your pound-for-pound list." So I let Evil Tim write a guest column.

Every boxer in the world today is atrocious. These so-called top 20 "pound-for-pound" boxers are so bad that I would trade a pound of lint for every pound of boxer on this list, use the lint to build same-sized lint golems, and then my lint golems would defeat the originals. Let me enlighten you.

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